My typical drunk post:
I appreciate everyone I hung out with this week. It was a good week. It makes me not care about things with boys.

I like to pretend that people read my blog and think I'm really exciting. Like whoa I went to a party super drunk and danced forever and then made eggs while drunk and passed out and went to I-Fair and then napped and hung out with lovely people and tried to go to a party but campus safety busted it so we ate t-bell instead because we were drunnnk. SO FUCKING COOL.