Monday, December 8, 2008

Peter the Vampire*

Peter wanted to be a vampire. This seemed silly, "Peter the vampire from Australia." But nonetheless, Peter wanted to be a vampire. Peter tried as hard as possible to be a vampire. He moved to Florence, Italy, where time seems to stretch on forever (as it would if you were a vampire) and got a job handing out fliers (which is almost the same as sucking blood). Peter spent his nights with many women hoping he would find one that was a vampire, but sadly they were all vapid tourists that only wanted sex and not blood. Poor Pete. He started working in a bar hoping alcohol could fill his cravings, but it was not enough and now he spends his days earning money so he can go find vampires in China.



*A completely biographical tale.

2 comments:

petergon said...

Tasha
first of all how are you
this blog is incredible. yes i am confessing that this is the first time i am visiting it but i am not really drinking anymore and still not sleeping so i have plenty of productive time.
in all honesty i am impressed beyond imagination. i wish i had the patience, talent and will power to do something like that.
anyway, i hope ur well and just so you know... i am in st petersburg, still heading for china and still searching for a vampire.
from russia with love
peter

petergon said...

Tasha
first of all how are you
this blog is incredible. yes i am confessing that this is the first time i am visiting it but i am not really drinking anymore and still not sleeping so i have plenty of productive time.
in all honesty i am impressed beyond imagination. i wish i had the patience, talent and will power to do something like that.
anyway, i hope ur well and just so you know... i am in st petersburg, still heading for china and still searching for a vampire.
from russia with love
peter