Things I ate this week:
Large quantities of lasagna
Slices of baguette to accompany said lasagna
Chocolate covered strawberries
Pizza stolen from roommate
My favorite all natural cheese puffs
Lots of crackers
Bacon
Eggs fried in butter

Days I skipped my worked out:
2

So it stands to reason I would gain approximately 500 pounds, right?

No, instead I lost a pound. I would attribute it to muscle atrophy, but I would like to think a pound of muscle atrophy does not happen in two days. Clearly eating is the way to lose weight.