I was walking into Dunn Brother's today, as I do most days, and another regular (I recognize all the Dunn's regulars and Lifetime regulars despite my terrible facial recognition skills which tells you just how often I go to these places) was talking about all the things wrong with him or his life and as I walked by, he burst, "And I am surrounded by absolutely beautiful women!" So just for fun I am going to pretend that was directed at me.