Conversations in my head: You know what? I don't care. I like myself whether or not you like me or talk to me. Yup, that's fine, don't talk to me. I'm busy talking to these other people over here. I could go drink right now if I wanted to. I could. I don't need you. I don't care about you. Look how much I don't care!

I'm the worst liar in the whole world.