Relearning the writing process:

Get a drink with caffeine. Preferably black coffee, but in reality a skim latte.
Sit by the window.
Stare out the window a lot.
Read everything on the internet.
Watch people outside stuff tree trimmings into a wood chipper.
Write a couple sentences.
Start gritting teeth from caffeine.
Be jealous of girl at neighboring table who is clearly still in college and reading poetry.
Gloat at all the people in the coffeeshop looking for a table.
Write blog post about everything done since entered coffeeshop.
Feel frustrated.