Two things Dan Savage said that I really liked:

After sex, the guy rolls over and goes to sleep and the girl is lying there, she has to tinkle and she's awake for another forty-five minutes, just lying there while the guy is sleeping. Why would she want to have vaginal sex?

-I really like vaginal sex, I just don't like the awake while the other person is sleeping part.

People know their kinks when they're in their prime. For guys that's when they are in their teens. For women it's when they are in their 30's.

-I don't think I know my kinks yet. People ask me what I like and I say "everything."