I spilled boiling water on myself and then proceeded to spill more boiling water on myself because my hand was shaking because it was burnt. I don't like burns very much, I mean most people don't, but in the hierarchy of injuries it's my least favorite, even really small insignificant burns like this one.

The campus is like the whole world in "Cat's Cradle" except we just fall on the ice, it doesn't consume us completely.

People I want to date for about a week and then have a messy drunken break up with: Ryan Phillipe/Sebastian, Dylan Thomas

I am busy/not busy. Life is going/not going. Mostly I am busy and life is going.

Writing discussion questions is stupid. It makes me hate classes that I have to write them for.