One time
I was driving at night
and I hit a rabbit.
I asked,
"Why was the rabbit in the road?"

This is almost the same.
Only instead
the rabbit and I talked
and planned a time
for him to be in the road
And after I ran him over
he reinflated and asked
"Why did you hit me?"

And all I could say was
"Why were you in the road when you knew I was going to be there?"