Your candy cane makes it look like you are compensating for something

Colin said I wrote a lot of blogs while he was gone and he is not going to read any of them.

I said, "But what if one of them was all about you?"

He said, "You would've told me about it and asked if I had read it yet because that's the type of person you are."

I then tried to lie and I told him I wrote a blog about him, but I am a bad liar. I am writing one now though, because I am vindictive.